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Hi! History dork and M*A*S*H fan here. Currently working on a synopsis for "The Bus". We'll see what else catches my fancy as I wander around.

I'd love to make these pages as good if not better as the M*A*S*H pages over on Wikipedia!

Quotes:

Charles: Hawkeye, you remind of a dog I once had. He was cheerful in the morning, just like you, so I gave him to a family of immigrant Japanese and they ate him.

Hawkeye: This looks like a piece of spagettini, we need rigatoni! Kellye: Doctor, I am part Chinese and part Hawaiian. Can you put that in ethnic measurements I can understand? Hawkeye: A small egg roll. Kellye: That I understand.