M*A*S*H episode
“The Moon Is Not Blue”
MASH episode - The Moon is Not Blue - BJ and Hawk on the horn
Hawkeye and BJ, with the help of Klinger, try to finagle to get a movie "The Moon is Blue", which was banned in Boston in the episode "The Moon is Not Blue, in Season 11.
Season , Episode #
Number (#248) in series (256 episodes)
Guest star(s) Hamilton Camp
Sandy Helberg
Larry Ward
Jeff Maxwell
Jan Jorden
Network: CBS-TV
Production code: 1G20
Writer(s) Larry Balmagia
Director Charles S. Dubin
Original airdate December 13, 1982
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The Moon Is Not Blue was the 248th overall episode in the M*A*S*H television series, and the eighth of Season 11 of the series, as well. The episode aired on December 13, 1982.


Everyone is frustrated by the unrelenting hot weather, and Hawkeye and B.J. are bored with the movies the unit is sent. After reading about a newly released movie [[wikipedia:[The Moon Is Blue]] and its supposedly salacious content in a hometown newspaper, they decide it's the movie they want sent to the camp. They attempt to pull strings with the delivery driver, Corporal Bannister, in exchange for pills (placebos sent to the hospital in error) to help him control his nerves in advance of a date. He leads them to Major Frankenheimer, who will send on the movie if Hawkeye and B.J. can get hold of a copy on his behalf. When the movie arrives, Frankenheimer goes against his word and schedules the movie to be sent to his "A-list" first. Bannister helps them by switching labels on the movie can with State Fair, only to have State Fair end up at the camp.

Some weeks later, The Moon Is Blue arrives at the camp and is screened to a full house. Hawkeye and B.J. are disappointed by its lack of promised sexually explicit content. Father Mulcahy points out that "One of the characters did say 'virgin,'" to which Hawkeye replies, exasperated, "That's because everyone was!"


The movie was released in the USA on July 8, 1953, only nineteen days before the armistice was signed. The episode plot suggests the action took place over a considerably longer time, and there is no mention of the end of the war being in sight.

The reason Hawkeye and BJ think it's scandalous is because it was banned in Boston. Winchester tries to warn Hawkeye and BJ that Boston would ban Pinocchio, but they don't listen.

During the scene where Hawkeye and BJ have a word with the man in charge of distributing films to various outfits, you can see a small chalkboard on the wall behind his desk. On it is a list of units and how many films they have on hand. The first is 4077, meaning the 4077th M*A*S*H. Below is 4063, thought this should read 8063, as in the 8063rd M*A*S*H.

This episode is reminisant of Hawkeye as playing DOn Juan as he was in earlier MASH; BJ however is being turned into another Trapper John -the only difference is that while he wot have physical afffairs with other women will do just about anything to watch a "Sexy" banned movie!!

Recurring cast/Guest starsEdit

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