|“The M*A*S*H Olympics”|
Major Houlihan and new hubby Lt. Col. Donald Penobscott join in on the festivities in competing in a camp Olympics event to win 3 days R&R in "The M*A*S*H Olympics" in Season 6.
| Season 6, Episode # 11 |
Number (#133) in series (256 episodes)
|Guest star(s)||Mike Henry|
|Writer(s)||Ken Levine & David Isaacs|
|Original airdate||November 22, 1977|
|IMDB||The M*A*S*H Olympics|
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The M*A*S*H Olympics was the 133rd episode of the CBS-TV series M*A*S*H. The episode, which was the 11th episode of Season 6, was written by Ken Levine and David Issacs and directed by Don Weis. It originally aired on November 22, 1977.
Feeling that the entire camp is lazy and out of shape, Colonel Potter holds an inaugural M*A*S*H Olympics: Hawkeye and B.J. are named team captains, and each team will compete against each other for three days of R&R for each member.
Full episode summaryEdit
Hawkeye and B.J. agree to help out a Sergeant named Ames (Michael McManus) who is so overweight the Army is going to discharge him. They put him on a strict diet and an exercise regimen so he'll lose just enough weight at his next weigh-in not to be kicked out. Klinger is so oeverjoyed that he literally tries to eat his way to a discharge–only to find his stomach isn't big enough! Later that day, an ambulance overturns, so Col. Potter has a bunch of the staff get together to flip it back over on its wheels.
When the group lacks the strength to do it, Potter accuses his people of being terribly out of shape. Hawkeye, B.J., etc., protest, but when four MPs come by and do what the 4077th could not, Potter says starting tomorrow there will be morning calisthenics, to the audible protests of everyone.
The next morning, the 4077th is grumbling all through the exercises, and eventually they all start wandering off. Potter, watching all this, summons them all to the Mess Tent.
Understanding that morning exercise is boring and unmotivating, he comes up with the 4077th Olympics, where two teams--headed up by Hawkeye and B.J.--will compete in events. Whichever team wins will get three days of R&R, an incentive which gets everyone excited.
Interspersed with real footage of the 1952 Olympics, we see the two teams (B.J.'s Pink Elephants and Hawkeye's Yellow Blackbirds) compete. There's a race on crutches, which Hawkeye's team wins.
When they get to a race where one of the men carries a nurse on his shoulders, Klinger (who has been eating non-stop sticks of salami so he'll get too fat to serve) is too sick to carry Margaret. B.J. asks the visiting Donald Penobscott (Mike Henry) to fill in. Hawkeye objects, but Penobscott manages to goad Hawkeye into relenting.
As expected, Penobscott dominates, bringing the 4077 Olympics to a tie at 5-5. Potter devises a tie-breaking obstacle course. The names are drawn from a hat, and the people picked were Penobscott and...the hefty Sgt. Ames.
The race starts, and Penobscott takes an early lead. But he starts goofing off, playing to the crowd, even though they scream at him to stop showing off and get to the finish line. Ames begins to catch up, and Penobscott, not paying attention to where he's going, gets caught in some of the netting that hangs all over the compound.
While temporarily tangled, Ames crosses the finish line, winning the race for Hawkeye's Yellow Blackbirds!
Later, Penobscott and Margaret leave for a vacation in Tokyo. She's mad that they've lost the three extra days of R&R they could've had, had her husband not been goofing off.
Ames finds Hawkeye and B.J., delighted. He beat the weigh-in by three whole ounces, and he's off to celebrate--in the Mess Tent, of course.
Continuity issue Edit
Col. Potter and B.J. first came to the 4077th in September 1952; the 1952 Olympics happened from July 19th to August 3rd, 1952.
Guest stars/Recurring castEdit
- Mike Henry as Lt. Colonel Donald Penobscott
- Michael McManus as Sergeant Ames
- Leslie Hoffman as Nurse