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M*A*S*H episode
“The Late Captain Pierce”
MASH episode-4x5 Hawkeye meets Digger
Documented as "deceased" by the Army, Hawkeye takes a shower, and meets Lt. Digger Detweiler (Richard Masur), who's supposed to pick up his dead body in the episode "The Late Captain Pierce".
Season 4, Episode # 5
Number (#77) in series (256 episodes)
Guest star(s) Jamie Farr
Kellye Nakahara
Richard Masur
Sherry Steffens
Eldon Quick
Network: CBS-TV
Production code: G-507
Writer(s) Glen Charles and Les Charles
Director Alan Alda
Original airdate October 3, 1975
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"The Late Captain Pierce" was the 77th episode of the CBS-TV series M*A*S*H television series, and, also the fifth episode of the fourth season of the series. Written by brothers Glen and Les Charles, who would later go on to produce the ABC-TV sitcom Taxi, and directed by Alan Alda, it first aired on October 3, 1975.

SynopsisEdit

Hawkeye finds out that due to clerical error, he has been declared dead.

Full episode summaryEdit

Late at night, Klinger enters the Swamp and wakes BJ for a stateside phone call-- from Hawkeye's father, which naturally confuses BJ, so he wakes Hawkeye to tell him and he accompanies them to the phone, but all BJ can hear is “How?” and “Why?” before the line gets knocked out. Baffled, Hawkeye waits the rest of the night for a return call, but none comes.

As Hawkeye leaves to take a shower, he runs into Lieutenant "Digger" Detweiler who just arrived from Quartermaster Corps morgue detail to retrieve a corpse; when he asks Klinger where he can find Captain Pierce, Klinger tells him he’s in the shower. Confused, Digger finds Hawkeye (very much alive) in the shower and tells him he’s been listed as dead by the Army. Digger shows Hawkeye a copy of his own death certificate and notifies him the original has been sent to his next of kin, meaning his father. Hawkeye now understands why his father asked for BJ instead of him – he thinks Hawkeye is dead.

Hawkeye informs Col. Potter, who has Klinger notify HQ of the snafu. When Hawkeye tells BJ about the gaffe he decides to throw his friend a wake. In lieu of the phone line being out, Klinger comes up with a plan for Hawkeye to send a telegram through another unit to get word back home; he writes Hawkeye's dictation:

"Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop. Will call soonest.. Please don't worry.. Love, Your nowhere-near-dead son, Hawkeye.."

As Hawkeye wonders what his father must be going through, BJ replies, “Hey, cheer up. We're going to a funeral!” While Digger trolls the rest of the camp looking for any dead body (even looking through Post Op), the wake is hyped over the PA system:

"Attention all personnel: Come one, come all, to a wake for the late, great Captain Pierce.. Will be mourning all afternoon and evening.. The deceased will deliver the eulogy, and the guests will have twenty minutes for rebuttal.. Remains to be seen in the Swamp.."

During the wake, Hawkeye becomes upset when Klinger informs him that all communications to the States have been temporarily shut down; there is heightened security due to General Eisenhower's impending visit to Korea. Seeing Hawkeye's concern, BJ leads the party in a chorus of “For He Was A Jolly Good Fellow” , but Hawkeye adds a macabre final line himself: “I was much too young to die.”

Hawkeye begins to enjoy the upsides of being dead, including exemption from orientation classes, O.D. duty, inspections, and Frank’s body-building program. But then the downsides begin to seep in; Klinger, after informing Hawkeye that even the Red Cross can't help him get through to the States, informs Hawkeye that his mail has been stopped at HQ because they believe he's dead. Later, Frank, the pay officer, takes great pleasure in telling Hawkeye he’s been “redlined,” meaning now that the Army lists him as deceased Hawkeye is no longer on the payroll. Now angered, Hawkeye attacks Frank before being dragged out of the Mess Tent.

HQ sends Captain Pratt to explain the mix-up and the incredibly complicated way it has to be fixed. Pratt’s nonchalant attitude (he even goes so far as to call Hawkeye an "un-person") infuriates Hawkeye, who explains that his father, not knowing he's still alive, is back home mourning his son. When Pratt tells Hawkeye that he sees no other way out of his situation, Hawkeye quickly comes up with one and excuses himself, stating he is “late for an early grave” and goes to the Swamp to pack his belongings. Hawkeye boards Digger’s bus, passing himself off as cargo, just as Klinger tells BJ that a mass of casualties are on the way.

BJ boards the bus and gently tells Hawkeye that wounded are on the way just as the choppers begin to arrive. Hawkeye insists he does not care, citing that no matter who goes home (Trapper) or who gets killed (Henry), the wounded will keep coming whether he's there or not. Hawkeye orders Digger to drive on, but right after the bus pulls outside the gate it stops. A sullen Hawkeye emerges through the back door and trudges back to camp to help with surgery, a duty his mind will not let him forsake.

After surgery, the phone lines re-open and Hawkeye is finally able to call his dad and tell him he is still alive; he tells him he needed a new set of golf clubs anyway, and then asks him if he can start sending his allowance again.

Guest stars/Recurring cast Edit

Trivia Edit

  • President Elect Dwight D. Eisenhower visited the troops in Korea in December 1952; if MASH had kept to the real Korean War Timeline, it would have only lasted for about 1 more season, as the Korean Conflict ended in July 1953, 7 months after Eisenhower visited.
  • A continuity error is Hawkeye's father is referred to (by Klinger) as Mr. Pierce instead of Dr. Pierce.

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