M*A*S*H episode
“Picture This”
Season 10, Episode # 20
Number (#239) in series (256 episodes)
Guest star(s) Jeff Maxwell
John Fujioka
Network: CBS-TV
Production code: 1G17
Writer(s) Karen Hall
Director Burt Metcalfe
Original airdate April 5, 1982
IMDb logo IMDB Picture This
Episode chronology
← Previous Next →
"Sons and Bowlers" "That Darn Kid"
(Season 10 finale)

List of all M*A*S*H episodes

Picture This was the 20th episode of Season 10 of the CBS-TV series M*A*S*H, also the 239th overall series episode. Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock and directed by Hy Averback, it originally aired on April 5, 1982.


Colonel Potter is trying to paint a group picture for Mildred but an argument between the three swamp dwellers makes things difficult.

Full episode summaryEdit

Col. Potter's anniversary is coming up, and he's stumped at what to get his wife Mildred. He finally hits on the idea of painting a portrait of his other family--the 4077th--and sending it to her. Unfortunately he's picked the worst possible time to try and get everyone together, since minor squabbles have broken out among them all, quickly blowing up into full-grown fights.

Hawkeye and B.J. are on each other's nerves, so much so that Hawkeye temporarily moves out of the Swamp, taking up residence in a small hut behind Rosie's. This leaves B.J. and Winchester alone together, and while it starts off well, their relationship quickly devolves too--B.J. is telling numerous stories about his daughter Erin, which he finds endlessly fascinating, driving Winchester insane.

The fighting is so bad that they can't even stay civil while Col. Potter tries to paint them all, and he gets so frustrated he calls it off. Later, he decides to paint them in groups of two, keeping all the Swamp Rats separate. Margaret, Klinger, and Father Mulcahy each decide to intervene, and individually come up with plans to get the doctors back together--Margaret tells Hawkeye that B.J.'s daughter is having some problems with her potty training, trying to inspire some sympathy from Hawkeye.

Father Mulcahy works on Winchester, telling him--supposedly confidentially--that Hawkeye wants to come back to the Swamp. Winchester, realizing Hawkeye is a good buffer from B.J.'s endless stories of domesticity, is sympathetic to the idea.

Klinger goes to B.J. and tells him that he overheard Winchester recording a letter to his sister Honoria, scheming to drive B.J. out of the Swamp, as well, so he can have the place to himself.

Eventually Hawkeye moves back into the Swamp, and there's enough of a truce that all six of them reunite for Col. Potter so he can finish the painting. Unfortunately, the web of lies told by Mulcahy, Margaret, and Klinger starts to unravel, and it quickly breaks down into a screaming match among all of them.

Potter finally finishes the painting, shaking his head in disbelief. As the six of them continue to argue, the camera pans back and we see the finished work--a portrait of six good friends, smiling and content.

Guest stars/Recurring castEdit