M*A*S*H episode
“Officer of the Day”
MASH episode-3x3-Officer of the Day-Klinger And Hawkeye as OOD
Hawkeye, as OOD, has to discipline Klinger, who again, goes AWOL, dressed as a nun in "Officer of the Day" in Season 3.
Season 3, Episode # 3
Number (#51) in series (256 episodes)
Guest star(s) Edward Winter
Jerry Fujikawa

William Christopher
Jamie Farr
Tad Horino
Richard Lee-Sung
Jeff Maxwell
Dennis Troy

Network: CBS-TV
Production code: B-307
Writer(s) Laurence Marks
Director Hy Averback
Original airdate September 23, 1974
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Officer of the Day was the third episode of Season 3 of the CBS-TV series M*A*S*H, also the 51st overall series episode. Written by Laurence Marks, and directed by Hy Averback, it first aired on  September 24, 1974.


While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean wanted by US Intelligence leads to a confrontation with Col. Flagg.

Full episode summaryEdit

With Colonel Blake away in Tokyo, Frank (and Margaret) are in charge of the camp. During formations, Radar almost gets his hand blown off by an errant cannon shot and Klinger incurs Frank’s wrath for wearing nail polish, earrings and high heels. Frank names Hawkeye the Officer of the Day and gives him his armband and sidearm holster (but no gun) which leads to Hawkeye naming all the things will will carry besides a gun.

Hawkeye uses OD duty to catch up on sleep in Henry’s office, but Radar wakes him to tend to a local indigenous person (LIP) named Kim Luck who requires medical attention.

A flurry of horn honking announces the arrival of Colonel Flagg, who has a wounded North Korean “guerrilla” in need of surgery so he can be taken to Seoul. Hawkeye rounds up Trapper for the surgery, but he’s being fitted for a suit by local tailor, Mr. Yu. As Hawkeye stops Yu’s boys from robbing Frank’s stuff, Trapper selects a pinstripe material for a suit, though Hawkeye thinks the fabric is akin to Kleenex.

Klinger tries to sneak off to Seoul dressed as a nun, but an M.P. caught him and presented him to Hawkeye. Hawkeye warns Klinger of deserting while he is in charge and tells him to “slip into something secular and stay put.”

As Hawkeye returns to the office, he finds the Yu boys trying to pilfer the phone (“Someone said we could have this,”) and shoos them away. Radar brings another LIP requesting medical attention (Richard Lee Sung in his debut) who also has an ID card reading Kim Luck.

Flagg insists on scrubbing so he can watch Trapper operate on his prisoner. He lets it be known he wants the North Korean patched up quickly so he can execute him in Seoul. Radar has an issue getting undressed in front of Hawkeye (see outtakes of this scene + others here) but his embarrassment is compounded when a female LIP slips in silently and sees him undressing. It’s the 4077th’s Kim Lucky day as another local uses the same ID card to get treatment.

The North Korean prisoner is recuperating in post-op so Flagg wants to take him to Seoul immediately. Hawkeye and Trapper stall for time by telling Flagg the patient is unconscious and cannot be moved. Flagg demands to speak to the C.O. and a meeting is held in the mess tent with the captains, majors, and Flagg. Trapper states the patient is too sick to move. Flagg implores Frank to “lean” on the captains, but Frank, of course, fails, so an enraged Flagg brandishes his gun and demands the captains sign the release form. They do.

Now evening, Flagg backs up an ambulance to have his prisoner loaded and warns the doctors not to screw around with Intelligence. Under the cover of darkness, corpsmen load a certain hairy cross-dressing corporal on the ambulance instead. “I promised him a trip to Seoul,” Hawkeye explains to a grinning Trapper.

As Hawkeye dictates a memo to Radar stating the North Korean prisoner will be turned over to authorities after he has healed, Trapper enters to model his new suit. It’s dashing and debonair, except the pinstripes run horizontal instead of vertical. What do you expect for $12?

Research notes/Fun factsEdit

  • Flagg is shown wearing the branch of service insignia of the US Army Military Intelligence Corps comprising a dagger through a heraldic sun surmounted by a heraldic rose. This is anachronistic as the rose insignia was only adopted in 1962. Before that, the Military Intelligence Branch of the US Army used an insignia comprising a sphinx inside a shield.
  • Oddly the Metv version leaves out the part where "Captian Fraidy Cat" (Pierce) refuses to carry a gun!

Memorable QuotesEdit

  • Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns.
  • Frank: HUMPH!
  • Hawkeye: I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!

Guest stars/Recurring castEdit


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