Mulcahy loses his hearing.
Charles loses his love for music.
Klinger gets married to Soon-Lee and stays in Korea to help her find her family.
Everyone goes home.
Season 11: 1982-1983Edit
List of Episodes (in broadcast order)Edit
|Date aired||Episode title||Production No.||Summary|
|October 25, 1982||Hey, Look Me Over||1G21||All the nurses have been evacuated and the doctors must handle incoming casualties by themselves, leaving the O.R. and everything else in a mess. When the nurses return, Colonel Potter announces that there will be an inspection in two days, so Major Houlihan gets busy getting everything back in order.|
|November 1,1982||Trick or Treatment||9B01||It's time for the annual 4077th Halloween party. Hawkeye is dressed as Superman, B.J. is a clown, Margaret is a geisha girl, Colonel Potter is a cowboy and Klinger is Al Capone. But it's not much of a party for the surgeons when unexpected wounded guests show up; Charles tries to help a slovenly marine who has a billiard ball stuck in his mouth; Father Mulcahy inadvertently saves a man's life when he is presumed dead.|
|November 8, 1982||Foreign Affairs||1G22||Charles falls in love with a french Red Cross woman but realizes that their lifestyles are not compatible. Hawkeye and BJ are helping with an army PR stunt in their own way.|
|November 15, 1982||The Joker is Wild||1G24||It's another M*A*S*H prankathon. This time, Hawkeye appears to be the marked man after menial practical jokes happen to everyone in camp, but him. Will they get him too? Or is Hawkeye already the victim of an even larger practical joke?|
|November 22, 1982||Who Knew?||1G18||When a nurse that Hawkeye is dating dies, he offers to deliver the eulogy. The problem is that he discovers that he didn't know her.|
|November 29, 1982||Bombshells||9B02||The whole 4077 are looking forward to a visit from Marilyn Monroe but BJ is more interested in going fishing.|
|December 6, 1982||Settling Debts||1G23||Hawkeye receives a letter from Colonel Potters wife where she informs him that she has paid the last mortgage on their home and asks Hawkeye and friends to throw a small surprise party for Potter to celebrate.|
|December 13, 1982||The Moon is Not Blue||1G20||Bored at the terrible film selection, Hawkeye and BJ decide to try to get a copy of the notorious film, "The Moon is Blue."|
|December 20, 1982||Run for the Money||9B03||Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd. Hawkeye, BJ, and Hot Lips each bet on it. Meanwhile, Charles tries to help Private Walter Palmer, a patient who suffers frequent verbal abuse from his fellow soldiers due to his stuttering.|
|January 3, 1983||U.N., the Night and the Music||9B06||Three U.N. delegates come to the 4077th, and each makes a lasting impression on the members of the camp.|
|January 10, 1983||Strange Bedfellows||9B07||Col. Potter discovers that his son-in-law has had an affair. Meanwhile, Charles' snoring is keeping his tent-mates from getting a good night's sleep.|
|January 24, 1983||Say No More||9B08||General Addison Collins refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his son Curtis, a lieutenant. Charles tries to help Margaret, who develops laryngitis as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Steven Chesler.|
|February 7, 1983||Friends and Enemies||9B05||Colonel Potter must decide whether to blow the whistle on an old army chum, Woody Cooke, whose military mistakes are costing human lives. BJ suffers from both an ingrown toenail and from Charles' insistence on playing his Mahler records.|
|February 14, 1983||Give and Take||9B09||Wounded Private Kurland learns a painful lesson from the enemy soldier he's critically wounded, while the thankless job of charity collection officer passes from one staff member to another.|
|February 21, 1983||As Time Goes By||9B10||Margaret seeks contributions for a time capsule.|
|February 28, 1983||Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen||9B04||In the closing days of the Korean War, the staff of the 4077 M*A*S*H Unit find themselves facing irrevocable changes in their lives.|