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M*A*S*H episode
“L.I.P.”
LIP
Walker finally gets to marry his Korean bride, thanks to the efforts of Hawkeye and Trapper.
Season 2, Episode # 7
Number (#31) in series (256 episodes)
Guest star(s) Jamie Farr
William Christopher
Burt Young
Corinne Camacho
Jerry Zaks
Odessa Cleveland
Network: CBS-TV
Production code: K-406
Writer(s) Carl Kleinschmitt (story) and Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks (teleplay)
Director William Wiard
Original airdate October 27, 1973
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"Kim"

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"Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde" (K405)
(production order)

"The Trial of Henry Blake"

(broadcast order)
"Kim" (K407)
(production order)

Season 2 episodes
List of all M*A*S*H episodes

L.I.P. was the seventh episode of Season 2 of the TV series M*A*S*H, also the 31st overall episode of the series. Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks from an original story by Carl Kleinschmitt and directed by William Wiard, It originally aired on CBS-TV on October 27, 1973.

SynopsisEdit

Hawkeye has a new love interest, the newly arrived nurse Lt. Regina Hoffman. However his romantic interludes are interrupted by his efforts to help a G.I. Corporal Walker marry a Korean woman. It turns out that Hoffman is a racist who does not approve of inter-racial marriages and Hawkeye has to deal with a conflict between his principles and his romantic inclinations.

Full episode summaryEdit

Hawkeye is busy trying to make time with a new nurse, Lt. Regina Hoffman (Corrine Camacho). After the movie, they wander back to her tent, but she rebuffs him, offering him a handshake. Hawkeye looks at her hand in disbelief.

Back in The Swamp, Hawkeye is drowning his sorrows, when a Cpl. Walker comes by, asking for Hawkeye's help.

Walker has a "wife" (a Korean woman who would only sleep with him if they were married, so Walker had the cook perform the ceremony), and a baby. The baby is sick, and Hawkeye diagnoses it as colic.

Walker also tells him another problem he has--he's being shipped out in a few weeks, and he doesn't want to leave his wife and kid behind. He asks Hawkeye for help.

Hawkeye gets Henry involved, who warns Hawkeye that the Army takes forever to clear all the paperwork, and it's a red-tape nightmare.

The next night, Hawkeye has another date with Lt. Hoffman, and he is smitten. She's flirty, talks about loves doing things outdoors, as well as golfing. Hawkeye's in love!

The next day, a Lt. Willis (Burt Young) from C.I.D. arrives to look into the Walker matter. He needs to talk to Hawkeye as well as Walker, and starts asking about Hawkeye's past.

This drags Hawkeye from another date with Lt. Hoffman, and he is none too happy about that. But he dutifully answers Willis' questions, and in so doing let's it slip that Walker and the woman have a baby. Willis flatly denies the marriage application on the spot.

Hawkeye makes apologies to Lt. Hoffman, asking to give him just a little more time. He and Trapper decide to frame Willis--they drug his drink, knocking him out. He wakes up covered in lipstick and women's undergarments, with Hawkeye and Trapper promising they took pictures.

Willis thinks they're bluffing, but he can't be sure. After suggesting they're going to make a case either way, Willis gives in to Hawkeye and Trapper, approves the marriage, and hot foots it out of the 4077th.

Hawkeye finally makes it back to Lt. Hoffman, and she asks him what kept him. He tells her about Walker, and his wife and baby. Hawkeye then wants to return to romance, but Hoffman keeps asking questions.

She finally asks, incredulously, "...and so you had to arrange for a marriage between one of our guys and a gook?"

Hawkeye, his romantic interest rapidly fading, tries to assuage her, but once she starts talking about "our people", Hawkeye pulls away. He then gives her a handshake, saying he wants the original one back. He tells her that, even with all her beauty and charm, "There are some pretty unappetizing ideas in there and I don't think I can take the mix."

Lt. Hoffman is incensed at this, and asks, "Is that all?" Hawkeye, while taking back the bottle of wine he brought, says no, offering her a big fat raspberry as he leaves her tent.

Later, Walker and his "wife" are genuinely married by Father Mulcahy, with Klinger catching the bouquet.

Research notes/Fun factsEdit

  • This episode is the second of only two instances in Season 2 where the broadcast order is out of sync with the production order. "L.I.P." was produced ahead of, but broadcast after, "Kim". One possibility could have been the availability of the Fox ranch for filming. "L.I.P." had mainly indoor scenes or outdoor night scenes which could be shot on Stage 9. "Kim" required a lot of location shooting. It could be that at the time "Kim" was scheduled for production, the Fox ranch was not available and so "L.I.P." was produced ahead of it. See also "Radar's Report".
  • At the beginning of the episode, the P.A. announces the following night's movie which is "Flying Leathernecks" starring, according to the announcer, "John Wayne, Ward Bond and Maureen O'Hara". This movie was first released in August, 1951 so it is appropriate to the timeline (see date mentioned in "Radar's Report". However, while John Wayne did appear in "Flying Leathernecks", Ward Bond and Maureen O'Hara were not in the cast.

Guest stars/Recurring castEdit

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