M*A*S*H episode
“Cementing Relationships”
Cementing relationships
All the 4077th MASH personnel chip in to lay a cement floor for their O.R. Well, almost all.
Season 9, Episode # 3
Number (#201) in series (256 episodes)
Guest star(s) Andrew Duggan
Jeffrey Kramer
Art LaFluer
Network: CBS-TV
Production code: Z-401
Writer(s) David Pollock & Elias Davis
Director Alan Alda
Original airdate December 1, 1980
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Cementing Relationships was the 3rd episode of Season 9 of the CBS-TV series M*A*S*H, also the 201st overall series episode, Written by David Polloc and Elias Davis and directed by Alan Alda, it originally aired on December 1, 1980.


This episode starts in Post-OP. Hawkeye, BJ, Charles, and Houlihan. They are discussing patients. Houlihan is talking with a Italian soldier, Ignazio, who is mad because his wife is leaving him. After she remarks that he is handsome and can have any woman he wants, he asks her name and begins to like her. That night, Ignazio walks out and starts singing loudly in front of Houlihan's room. The next day, Klinger tells a Q.C. that a three-star is coming to the 4077th and loves barbecue pork. Klinger continues to say that they have the bricks but they need the cement for the mortar. This was because the O.R. needed cement for the floor. The next day, much to Houlihan's relief, Ignazio is sent back to his unit, with her nearly having to stuff him into the jeep. Meanwhile, the cement has arrived and they are mixing it.

Full episode summaryEdit

After a number of patients come down with staph infections, the doctors determine who--or rather what--the culprit is: the wood floor in OR, which, after years of use, is loaded with germs in its cracks.

They turn to the Army Corps of Engineers to put in a cement floor, which would solve the problem. But the engineers say no, because that kind of floor would not be able to be packed up in the case of a bug-out.

Klinger gets an idea around that: after telling them a totally made-up story, he gets the engineers to deliver enough cement to make the floor. The only problem is, the doctors are going to have to put in the floor themselves.

Hawkeye, B.J., and the rest hunker down and spend a day of backbreaking labor mixing the cement to the proper proportions. During these preparations Father Mulcahy croons the refrain from Bulee "Slim" Gaillard's 1945 hit "Cement Mixer." After laying it all down in the OR, they realize they've made a fatal error: following Klinger's cement recipe, which has too much water in it--they've just laid down 240 cubic feet of oatmeal!

Everyone, exhausted, prepares to just lay down a new wood floor and call it a day. But after Hawkeye reminds them all that, if they do that, some future patient will die from an infection. Can they live with that?

Of course, they can't, so they redouble their efforts, using the correct recipe this time, leaving them with a perfectly seamless cement floor.

Later, they bring one of the patients that inspired all this to cut a ceremonial ribbon on the new floor. During a session in OR, everyone comments how nice it is to be working on the new cement floor, with Hawkeye dropping an instrument on purpose just to hear the sound it makes.

Research notes/Fun factsEdit

  • Early in the episode, Hawkeye mentions that a patient with fever is "into the F.M. dial". In fact, F.M. radio is broadcast between 87.8 MHz to 108.0 MHz. If Hawkeye was using the numbers as a metaphor, even the normal body temperature would be "into the F.M. dial".
  • Klinger's many uncles: Uncle Amos ran a birdbath building business. Klinger worked for him for two summers and learned all about mixing cement.

Guest stars/recurring castEdit

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